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Drifting Thoughts

It's probably nothing

Basic Decency

I am torturing Bubbles

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Backpack Decisions
"This one is perfect in every way, except that for some reason it's woven from a tungsten mesh, so it weighs 85 pounds and I'll need to carry it around on a hand cart." "That seems like a bad--" "BUT IT HAS THE PERFECT POCKET ARRANGEMENT!"
Feels Like We've Been Hair Before
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Super Bowl Watch Party
It's going to be weird near the end of May when the screen goes blank for over 18 hours.

Lock It Up

fsdlfhslggdfs

Questionable Contentment
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Chicken Pox and Name Statistics
People with all six of those names agree that it's weird that we have teeth, when you think about it for too long. Just about everyone agrees on that, except—in a still-unexplained statistical anomaly—people named "Trevor."
Fwee Speech
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Fruit Collider
The most delicious exotic fruit discovered this way is the strawberry banana. Sadly, it's only stable in puree form, so it's currently limited to yogurt and smoothies, but they're building a massive collider in Europe to search for a strawberry banana that can be eaten whole.
Letting It All Come Out
So It's Come To This
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Campaign Fundraising Emails
The establishment doesn't take us seriously. You know who else they didn't take seriously? Hitler. I'll be like him, but a GOOD guy instead of...
Obligatory Warning
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Night Sky
There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.

Almost Let It Out

I admire her restraint

Psychoanaly-sis

DON'T BLOW THIS AMANDA

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Hawaii
Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.

We All Have Blind Spots

Faye is oblivious

The Robot Birds And The Virtual Bees
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